The woofies just left! Phew!
My humans said they were 'petsitting.' Stupid woofies. What kind of animal needs to be looked after, when their humans go out? Cats dont.
I am hoping this 'pet sitting' thing doesnt become a regular occurance, I refuse to share my humans!
I had a huuuge shock last night, i got home after my daily strolls around our street and as i was coming in through the door, i inhaled to get all the nice home smells, BUT instead i smelled a woofie! Then I walked inside and there were not one, but TWO woofies! In MY house. It got worse. When I hissed to tell my human there were intruders,she got up and i thought she was going to kick them out, BUT SHE PATTED THEM! Those pats are reserved for ME! (and sometimes Patsy) I was outraged, so here's a picture of them, in case they come into YOUR house!
My human went away and left me all weekend!!! I have no idea what she was thinking! It was one of those times were I wished I could read human minds... I read about a physic cat once. He lived in a human retirement home and could tell when someone was about to die.... Sad, but sorta amazing. Not as amazing as me though!!! I'm a Queen!
As you may have noticed the link below is broken....
I think a cyber-kitty chewed on it?
If you wanna add me on twitter (which you obviously do!!!) instead just click the button to the right!!!
You might have heard (its very big news) or noticed the new icon (see right of this post) I am now on Twitter!!!
Please add me!!!! http://www.twitter/soxycat1
Yes, I have to be Soxycat1 because someone already has the name soxycat!
I have decided that i want to be a model. I want to be that cat whose face is blown up on a billboard advertising cat food, that you see while on your way to the vet. I want to be that cat in your humans magazine. I wanna be the at on the mini-humans lunch box that all her friends ooh and ahhhh over. Yes. That is my dream. I am gorgeous enough, and I luurve the flashy box. You might say I'm too old, but i don't take criticism.
Okay, chow. I'm gonna go take some more pictures for my portfolio. . .
My Humans is doing this fundraising thing called the 40hour Famine. They go without food for 40 hours, which I think is crazy, but they raise money for children in Africa (thats where lions come from) who apparently -gasp- dont have ANY food!
If you would like to check out her profile click here!
I think humans are crazy going with out food or some of her friends are going without sleep! I could never do that!
I was just reading a article about how Lions are 'King of the Jungle'. Firstly Lions dont even live in the Jungle!!! Secondly they arent even the biggest cats in the world, the tiger takes that title.
Lions. . . So up themselves.
Yes! I have the perfest revenge plan (thanks to Inigo Flufflebum and d'Artagnan Rumblepurr) Because my human cruelly interupted my sleep this afternoon, I am going to wait until she is fast asleep, (dreaming of me or whatever humans dream of... if they dream. . .) And I am going to sneak in to her room pounce on her room and do my loudest, bestest miaow ever! and if she wakes up and puts me outside I will sit on her windowsill with all my friendcats and have a mew opera!
Arent I genius ?
hmmph! Not Happy!
I was sleeping peacefully (and dreaming of seafood fiesta) until a few minutes ago when I got awakened by my human! Just because she just got home and want to relax is no excuse to push me out of my seat! Not that I really need the beauty sleep, I'm gorgeous as it is!
I'm gonna go find a new place to relax, and catch up on some zzz's -Soxy
Did you enjoy 'Spastica Sunday' ? Hes cute and all, but I bet your all glad its me again!
I am very happy with my human at the moment, She brought me treats! Now I have seafood fiesta and gormet chicken flavours! The only down side is that I have to share with patsy. . .As of right now, I have only tasted the seafood fiesta. I am planning on sneaking into the cupboard later to taste the chicken. . . I just have to wait for my humans to leave the room. . .
Not that they know that.
Hey! Its Spastica! ! !
Soxy said I could wite every sunday! ! ! Isnt she nice ?
So Today I got to spwend ages inside deciding what to wite! Fiwstly I explored the whole house, then I hung out with Patsy for a while! I had lots of fun! ! ! ! And now i get to write this! ! ! All soo exciting!!