Just relaxing in the washing... I am soo tired

Because it was my humans puuurthday! She had heaps of humans over and that meant i got a million pats.  AND They all told  me im gorgeous which i already know, but i never decline a compliment!!! -Soxy

i hate zhu zhu.

Smaller humans arrived home with a new toy yesterday...

an annoying noisy supiciously-mouse-like one, I couldn't help, but attempt to kill it!

And i do pretty awesome doing my kung-fu on it...

In fact see for your selves.........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVM51N62OXY

-Soxy

doesnt this picture just make my whiskers look fabulous!

-Soxy

Cousin Kitty!!!

I was looking for pictures of myself on my humans camera when i found some pictures of another cat! When i asked my human she told me it was my cousin kitty!!! 

His name is Sam and he is a almost a year old! They live with my humans Auntie! I haven't had a cousin before! He also has a brother and sister, Milo and Rocky! I cant wait to meet him now!!!

-Soxy

neighbour kitty is evil!

look what neighbour kitty did to poor spastica!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYiRYjQodWs

Poor Spastica!!!!

-Soxy!

Phew!

The woofies just left! Phew!
My humans said they were 'petsitting.' Stupid woofies. What kind of animal needs to be looked after, when their humans go out? Cats dont.
I am hoping this 'pet sitting' thing doesnt become a regular occurance, I refuse to share my humans!
-Soxy

Be On HIgh Alert!

I had a huuuge shock last night, i got home after my daily strolls around our street and as i was coming in through the door, i inhaled to get all the nice home smells, BUT instead i smelled a woofie! Then I walked inside and there were not one, but TWO woofies! In MY house. It got worse. When I hissed to tell my human there were intruders,she got up and i thought she was going to kick them out, BUT SHE PATTED THEM! Those pats are reserved for ME! (and sometimes Patsy) I was outraged, so here's a picture of them, in case they come into YOUR house!

Cats, lets all be on high alert!!!

OMC!

OMC! LOOK AT THE NEIGHBOUR KITTY!!!

ps sorry about the reflection. The picture was taken out the window. My humans fault, she is so hopeless!

Thankful Thursday!

Im thankful for alot of things this thursday.

 Firstly, my pawsome human for her constant pats and for letting me in through the window (even in the middle of the night!)

Secondly, for the inventor of my new best friend!!!

Thirdly, for my amazing sister, Patsy!!!

Fourthly, for my treats. (I ran out of seafood fiesta, now im on to gormet chicken!!!)

and Fifthly for my gorgeousness!!!

-Soxy!!!

looking at these pictures i probably had a bit too much nip...

My human says I pushed that scarf of the table later....

(reluctantly) Tabby Tuesday

After some encouragement from the humans, i have decided to dedicate Tuesday to my tabby sister, Pasty!.

Tired

Im tired. This is my 'ImNotHappyYouWokeMeUp' Face. Stupid Humans. . .

No Interwebs all Weekend

I haven't been on the interwebs since Friday!

My human went away and left me all weekend!!! I have no idea what she was thinking! It was one of those times were I wished I could read human minds... I read about a physic cat once. He lived in a human retirement home and could tell when someone was about to die.... Sad, but sorta amazing. Not as amazing as me though!!!  I'm a Queen!

-soxy xo

Tour of my garden... ..

Ill take you on a speedy tour of my garden!!!

Heres Spastica out for a walk! He say Hi!

 

These are NOT good toys! Take it from one with experience!!!

The neighbour kitty... Bet she wants to jump over the fance and hang out with me....

-Soxy

Modelling !!!

I luurve the flashybox!!! Here are some stunning pictures of (duh) me from the past week!

arent i gorgeous ?

Broken Link!

As you may have noticed the link below is broken....
I think a cyber-kitty chewed on it?
If you wanna add me on twitter (which you obviously do!!!) instead just click the button to the right!!!         
Click!       ----------------->>>>>>>>

You might have heard (its very big news) or noticed the new icon (see right of this post) I am now on Twitter!!!
Please add me!!!!
http://www.twitter/soxycat1
Yes, I have to be Soxycat1 because someone already has the name soxycat!

I lurrve sleeping on the table! It is actually very comfy!!!

New Hidey Hole!!!

hmmmm. I wonder, whats up here?

yees. But what are the smell like ?

I think Im gonna stay up here!

Mad Monday! ! !

Look! My humans wont open the window!!! It is times like this i wish i had apposable thumbs!!!

And WHY is this picture upside down!!! OR! am i walking on the roof ???

hmmm, Mondays surely are mad!!!

Happy Mums Day! To my Human and to myself! All my babies have their own humans now so they cant tell me myself! And to all of you!!!
xox
SoxyCat

I have decided that i want to be a model. I want to be that cat whose face is blown up on a billboard advertising cat food, that you see while on your way to the vet. I want to be that cat in your humans magazine. I wanna be the at on the mini-humans lunch box that all her friends ooh and ahhhh over. Yes. That is my dream. I am gorgeous enough, and I luurve the flashy box. You might say I'm too old, but i don't take criticism.
Okay, chow. I'm gonna go take some more pictures for my portfolio. . .
-Soxy

My Humans is doing this fundraising thing called the 40hour Famine. They go without food for 40 hours, which I think is crazy, but they raise money for children in Africa (thats where lions come from) who apparently -gasp- dont have ANY food!
If you would like to check out her profile click here!


I think humans are crazy going with out food or some of her friends are going without sleep! I could never do that!
-Soxy

I was just reading a article about how Lions are 'King of the Jungle'.  Firstly Lions dont even live in the Jungle!!! Secondly they arent even the biggest cats in the world, the tiger takes that title. 
Lions. . . So up themselves.
-Soxy

HaHa. I just found my human reading this.  .  .

Seriously ? She expects me to walk on a leash? Im not a dog!* I cant wait to see how this turns out. . .

*For all you dog lover out there (if there are any) Cats ARE smarter than dogs, i mean have you ever seen a 8 cats pulling a sled through snow!?

Yes! I have the perfest revenge plan (thanks to Inigo Flufflebum and d'Artagnan Rumblepurr) Because my human cruelly interupted my sleep this afternoon, I am going to wait until she is fast asleep, (dreaming of me or whatever humans dream of... if they dream. . .) And I am going to sneak in to her room pounce on her room and do my loudest, bestest miaow ever! and if she wakes up and puts me outside I will sit on her windowsill with all my friendcats and have a mew opera!
Arent I genius ?
-soxy

hmmph! Not Happy!
I was sleeping peacefully (and dreaming of seafood fiesta) until a few minutes ago when I got awakened by my human! Just because she just got home and want to relax is no excuse to push me out of my seat! Not that I really need the beauty sleep, I'm gorgeous as it is!
I'm gonna go find a new place to relax, and catch up on some zzz's
-Soxy

Did you enjoy 'Spastica Sunday' ? Hes cute and all, but I bet your all glad its me again!
I am very happy with my human at the moment, She brought me treats! Now I have seafood fiesta and gormet chicken flavours! The only down side is that I have to share with patsy. . .As of right now, I have only tasted the seafood fiesta. I am planning on sneaking into the cupboard later to taste the chicken. . . I just have to wait for my humans to leave the room. . .
Not that they know that.

-Soxy

Spastica Sunday continues. . .

Me wif my faavouwite twoy, an old bwear! Ive had him since I was 6 weeks old! I carry him into the indoor bit of my cage evewy night and then i take him out each mworning. . .

I love posing for the camera. . .

Spastica Sunday!

Hey! Its Spastica! ! !
Soxy said I could wite every sunday! ! ! Isnt she nice  ?

So Today I got to spwend ages inside deciding what to wite! Fiwstly I explored the whole house, then I hung out with Patsy for a while! I had lots of fun! ! ! ! And now i get to write this! ! ! All soo exciting!!

That is me exploring. . .

Me writing this blog!

love Spastica xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

Dont cha just luurrve my newly redone blog! ! !

Sleepy Saturday!

Today is Sleepy Saturday. I am just going to sleep all day. . .