To everyone,
Our camera gets fixed and our computor crashes! huge technical problems!!!
i am at home right now, it is my humans typing for me at an internet cafe! I hope she types what i wanted to say! Okay, so sadly i can’t do the location shoot as i can’t get into my Facebook or Twitter. (I want to claw my computers cords to shreds but that would not help… so i will resist.) Hopefully the computer gets fixed sometime this week!!!
-Soxy via her human
(slave is a more accurate description!)
Our camera got fixed! just in time too!
I have been practising my poses ALL day!!! For the Second Top Cat Model Challenge! I took a few test shots as soon as our camera got back!
I think the first fence one is a little too dramatic….
-Soxy
I have scary eyes!
This is an old picture, because the camera is getting fixed… But its pretty cool!
On Sunday it rains and on Wetnesday It is sunny ?
Very strange…
I would love to take so pictures, but my humans camera died! We think we need to take it to, a camera- hospital!
-Soxy
1) Master the art of Curtain Climbing!
2) Train your Human.
3) Go Crazy on Nip ! ! (at least once)
4) Befriend another Kitty
5) Have a week long siesta!
6) Get Fixed. (It seems stupid and painful at the time but its worth it)
7) Play with a Laser Pointer!
8) Catch and Kill something. (Anything. A glove. A bird. A ZhuZhu…)
9) Play in a Cardboard Box!
10) Learn how to get what you want, when you want it!
-Soxy.
Its a month to my sister, Patsy’s puurrthday! Its her 77th birthday!!!!
(Or 15th if your a human!) She was born on the 16th of July 1995.
We are having a Party for her next month, just letting you all know now so you can add it to your busy schedules!
-Soxy
PS. Don’t worry about Patsy looking on my blog and reading this, She’s computer-challenged!
Its so rainy here today. I hate rain, always have, always will…
Maybe a holiday somewhere warm…
-Soxy
Cat Top Model, I watched the human version and those humans need to eat something! Imagine, how bony they would be if you sat on them for some cuddles! AND imagine how hungry they would be! I bet they wouldn’t share their ice-cream…. Their poor kitties!
I’d NEVER starve myself like they do! EVER!
-Soxy
Can I move in with some one for a while!? I just heard the word ‘vet’ whilst my human was gesturing at me and patsy. I hate the vet. Patsy is weird, She doesn’t mind going to the vet anymore. Crazy old Kitty. I have a lot of bad experiences with vets. When I was younger I got hit by a car! It was horrible. I fractured my pelvis and had to go to the vet to get fixed up. It was the worst four days of my life. So can I run away and stay with someone until my human forgets about the vet?
Humans have completely and utterly betrayed me. I just saw a fish tank in my humans bedroom. Fish. They are getting fish.
Me and Patsy protested. 
We sat on the table all day! But the fish tank hasn't moved…
Patsy , who has known our humans for her whole life says to ‘be optimistic’
So I think at least if we have to live with fish they will make good watching.
i am tired.. going to go practise my sleeping.
Check out my TopCatModel Page ----------->>>>>>>
People my dream of being a model is finally possible! I am entering New Zealands Next Top Cat Model!!! I can see it already my face on the cover of my FAVOURITE magazine (Pet) , the competition will be fierce, but i will win. I know it, this is what i was born for.
You just wait…
Oh, the other good thing about it is that i get to donate my entry fee to a charity, which is important. All the huge celebrities do it.
Here are some more pictures celebrating my gorgeousness….
i love sleeping. I'm gonna go pro at it. i think, but i still wanna be a model. -Soxy
